[TenTec] The ORION II sure makes me happy

[Chuck Chandler]

> EXPERT - One who is very skilled or well informed in some special field
> 
> EX - former, past, no longer, previous
> PERT - bold, impudent, saucy
> 
> Self-proclaimed - Oh, my arm hurts from patting myself on the back.
> 


Nahh, that's not it... the REAL definition is...

X spurt

x = Unknown
spurt = a drip under pressure

Therefore, an expert is an unknown drip under pressure.

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73 de Chuck, WS1L
charles_chandler at comcast.net
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