NO LISTS,LIDS,OR QSL INFORMATION TOLERATED

[DXCOP at aol.com]

THE GOOD DOCTOR BAFOOFNIK HAS PROCURED MY SERVICES TO INSURE YOU ARE NOT
DISTURBED BY THESE IDIOTS OF THE AIRWAVES.

 FROM THIS DAY FORWARD ANYONE CAUGHT ASKING ABOUT QSL INFORMATION WILL BE
SMITTEN FROM THE FACE OF THE PLANET.  

WE HERE AT THE YANKEE CLIPPER CONTEST CLUB DO NOT TOLERATE SUCH IDIOCY.  TO
REPORT TRANSGRESSIONS OF PROPER OPERATING TECHNIQUE SIMPLY EMAIL KC1XX WITH
YOUR OLO (OFFICIAL LID OBSERVER) REPORT AND THE OFFENDING STATION WILL THEN
BE SMITTEN.

REMEMBER ALSO THAT NO LIST OPERATIONS WILL BE TOLERATED! 
IF CAUGHT WORKING A LIST OR NET OPERATION THE VIOLATOR WILL BE BANISHED TO
SERVITUDE IN THE MAD RIVER CONTEST CLUB FOR A PERIOD NOT TO EXCEED 2 YEARS
FOR A FIRST OFFENSE. (THATS OOOHFENSE FOR YOU CANADIANS.

A BOUNTY WILL BE ESTABLISHED WHEREBY YOU MAY ACTUALLY TURN IN OFFENDING
STATIONS FOR FREE STUFF.  BE SURE AND CHECK HERE FOR EXCITING TRIPS TO RARE
AND EXOTIC PLACES FOR TURNING IN STATIONS WHO CALL OUT OF TURN OR ON THE
WRONG VFO.  (AIRFARE, ROOM,  AND BOARD IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY) 

TO START OFF THE BOUNTY WE HAVE ESTABLISHED A SPONSOR WHO HAS AGREED TO
PROVIDE LORRIANE BOBBET FOR A DATE WITH ANYONE WHO IS DEEMED GUILTY OF
ENDLESS CALLING OUT OF TURN IN THE HEARD ISLAND PILEUPS.  BOUNTY HUNTERS
SHOULD BE SURE AND POST VIOLATORS ON THE BOARD FOR ALL TO SEE THE PROGRESS OF
YOUR HUNT.  WE MIGHT HAVE ENOUGH SKIN TO MAKE A WALLET....MAYBE EVEN A
HANDBAG!
                                    GOOD HUNTING
                                         DXCOP



>From aa8u at voyager.net (AA8U)  Tue Dec 24 03:30:48 1996
From: aa8u at voyager.net (AA8U) (AA8U)
Date: Mon, 23 Dec 1996 22:30:48 -0500 (EST)
Subject: NO LISTS,LIDS,OR QSL INFORMATION TOLERATED
Message-ID: <3.0.16.19961223223343.2ad76c5a at voyager.net>

>Date: Mon, 23 Dec 1996 22:32:26
>To: DXCOP at AOL.COM
>From: "Bruce (AA8U)" <aa8u at voyager.net>
>Subject: Re: NO LISTS,LIDS,OR QSL INFORMATION TOLERATED
>
>At 09:57 PM 12/23/96 -0500, you wrote:
>>THE GOOD DOCTOR BAFOOFNIK HAS PROCURED MY SERVICES TO INSURE YOU ARE NOT
>>DISTURBED BY THESE IDIOTS OF THE AIRWAVES.
>>
>snip
>>
>>REMEMBER ALSO THAT NO LIST OPERATIONS WILL BE TOLERATED! 
>>IF CAUGHT WORKING A LIST OR NET OPERATION THE VIOLATOR WILL BE BANISHED TO
>>SERVITUDE IN THE MAD RIVER CONTEST CLUB FOR A PERIOD NOT TO EXCEED 2 YEARS
>>FOR A FIRST OFFENSE. 
>>
>snip
>>                                    GOOD HUNTING
>>                                         DXCOP
>===========================================================================
>The MAD RIVER RADIO CLUB will not serve as the repository of your
cast-offs! Keep them to home, where they belong and educate them. 
>
>Merry Christmas to all, even the "Good Doctor",
>
>Bruce
>aa8u at voyager.net
>President: Mad River Radio Club
>
>See you in the "Stew".............