[CQ-Contest] The Chosen

[Zrinko Zibert]

I like please copy...

Why should be only F2 recording ;-)
Not all HAMs works Contests trying to make a good results.

Zik DK8ZZ
Am 20.12.2015 05:42 schrieb "Alan M. Eshleman" <doctore at well.com>:

> Funny!
>
> 73, Alan/K6SRZ
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Mike Reublin NF4L" <nf4l at comcast.net>
> To: "HH Brakob" <hbrakob at gmail.com>
> Cc: "CQ Contest" <cq-contest at contesting.com>
> Sent: Saturday, December 19, 2015 6:17:31 PM
> Subject: Re: [CQ-Contest] The Chosen
>
> ROTFLMFAO!
>
> 73, Mike NF4L
>
>
> > On Dec 19, 2015, at 10:59 AM, HH Brakob <hbrakob at gmail.com> wrote:
> >
> > Please Copy
> > The Wise Ones live in the depths of the D, E, and F-Layers, and in the
> > servers at Contesting.com. They are the descendants of the Gods. I
> > personally subscribe to the theory they are the children of Thor
> > Heyerdahl, the Viking god of Thunder and Balsawood Raft Dxpeditions. But
> > that's another story.
> >
> > The Wise Ones criticize everything that happens on the air and on this
> > list, but they can't police every pileup or every reflector by
> themselves,
> > so every morning, just before daylight over Katmandu, the Wise Ones
> select
> > the "Mostest Intellegentest Contesters" in their layer and convey upon
> him the
> > title INFLICTOR OF HIGHER MORAL HARANGUES. This title and its duties last
> > until the following dawn on Bouvet, if someone is there to observe the
> > sunrise. Otherwise your duties end when Riley Hollingsworth gets tired of
> > your crap and sends his lawyers with a gag order.
> >
> > If you are ever chosen you will know because a representative of the Wise
> > Ones will anoint your temples with oil from a forty year old bottle of
> Dr.
> > Guano, collected on Ocean Island by VR1L in 1963. For that day you will
> be
> > known as The Chosen. Your duties will be to seek out those that don't do
> > things the way you do them (in other words, the right way.) When you find
> > them, it will be your duty to correct them.
> >
> > Think about it...too wide, too weak, too slow, too fast, what's your call
> > dammit, wrong VFO, rotten fist, poor pileup control, wrong band, wrong
> > zone, do not "please copy", wrong lingo, not enough green stamps,
> > you're in the DX window, no-coders not allowed, coders suck, .... They're
> > all yours.
> >
> > When you find these wayward ones, you will lumber onto their frequency,
> oronto their reflector thread, stand up in your operating chair and shout, I
> > AM A BETTER CONTESTER THAN YOU, SHUT UP AND LISTEN.
> > You will now have the wayward one's undivided attention. He will
> > think about this very briefly, then yield to your superior intellect and
> contesting
> > skill. He will be very receptive to your thoughts and point of view.
> > Lecture him and proceed to the next wrongdoer.
> >
> > Now for the sad part of this tale. There are pretenders and charlatans
> out
> > there who try to usurp the rightful powers of The Chosen. To you
> > villainous few, I say beware. The Wise Ones also created BAWA (Baddest
> Ass
> > Whats Around). No matter how bad you are, BAWA has the ability to be
> > badder. You will know when you start your lecture and Bawa yells back,
> > "You're a jerk, but I'm a bigger one. LET'S ESCALATE".
> >
> > And you will have no choice.
> >
> > But soon BAWA will tire of you and sink your little balsa boat. As you
> slip
> > under the surface you will yell, "BUT I WAS RIGHT, DAMMIT" and you will
> > once again prove the ancient mariners axiom -- AN OPEN MOUTH TAKES
> > ON WATER.
> >
> > dit dit
> >
> > de Hans, K0HB
> >
> >
> >
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